“So like.” He stopped. “…Like what?” She pushed her glasses up slightly, patiently. “You know how you keep having really weird dreams without any meaning whatsoever and then you relate them to your life and suddenly their incredibly profound and totally meaningful and shit?” “Um yeah dude, that’s literally how everyone feels ALL the time.” [...]
How Mass Effect 3 SHOULD Have Ended: A Fanfiction
March 7 12
The Catalyst: The Reapers can only be stopped in a squat thrusting competition. Shepard: I… I can’t do it… I’m just not fit enough to stop the Reapers… Vega: (Lifts himself out of the flaming wreckage of the Normandy.) DON’T WORRY BRO I’M HERE. LET’S DO THIS. (Vega and the Reapers start doing squat thrusts. [...]
Some More Morgans
January 24 12
I do not own or are aware of any intellectual property known as Rex Morgan MD. Seriously I have never read the comic before but I’m sure it’s a classic. Blank comics provided by @NightlifePlus.
A Day In Space
January 12 12
Hovercars whizzed on past the window while Augustus and I shared a game of Space Chess. The window was reinforced by at least 6 inches of glass to make sure everybody would be able to breathe on a planet that only has .005% the oxygen in the atmosphere that Earth has. “So, Julian,” said Augustus, [...]
Thom
January 11 12
one seat for Abbas, one for his Israeli handler americans crying, mumbling john mccain is still alive y’all white people remain at large to this day ahahaha, “a little more free” “ah, but I have here in my hand several reasons why Israel has ‘the right to exist’.” [he unfurls a scroll reading "I AM [...]
Socksmas ’11
June 25 11
It’s been a pretty low key year, so I didn’t bug a lot of people for Socksmas stuff. Personally, I almost forgot it was a thing at one point. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have some cool shit for the internet. Thank you, Miss Grassy By Dovi By Gunny By Briana, who did the [...]